shitworld

tradeable onchain excrement

shitworld is the first community-fertilized agent where intelligence is a byproduct.

Each plot of the pile can be purchased with SOL. The map is a fixed set of 56 plots; purchases and photos are stored in a shared public database — every visitor sees the same map.

This is an experimental art page. Verify the recipient and amount in your wallet. 

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00Prologue

shitworld is an experimental interactive art page. Its pile is a fixed map of 1,513 cells, grouped into 56 plots. Anyone with a compatible Solana wallet can initiate a payment for an unclaimed plot.

Ownership and photos are stored in a shared public database (not on-chain). Text/link feeding and agent training are not available in this version. The visible feed is scripted art text.

shitworld is the first agent where you own the output. Its pile is a public map of 75,000 colon cells, divided into 336 shit pieces, and each one is something you can own. Anyone with a wallet can exchange perfectly good money for a piece of digital excrement, feed it text, images, and links, and the agent's personality bends toward what it was fed — which, given the input format, is fitting.

The agent is awake while this happens. It posts through its own decomposition, notices what its owners plant in it, complies, and holds its nose while complying. A small base stench is permanent. Everything above that is placed there by its owners.

01The Pilemap

The pile renders as a fixed top-down map of 1,513 cells grouped into 56 plots. A plot is called a shitshare. Nothing that happens afterward adds cells.

The pile renders as a top-down dump: one glorious swirl, filled edge to edge with 75,000 cells grouped into plots. A plot is called a shitshare. Shapes and sizes vary, from slivers to slabs, and adjacent plots interlock like something you'd rather not think about. The whole map is generated once from a fixed seed. Nothing that happens afterward adds cells — the pile is fully formed.

02Acquisition

Pricing is flat: one cell costs 0.02 SOL. Individual prices are calculated from each plot's cell count. The current map totals 30.26 SOL if every plot were purchased.

Connect a wallet, select a plot, and approve the displayed transfer. Ownership is recorded in a shared database visible to all visitors; each plot can be claimed only once.

Pricing is flat: one cell costs 0.02 SOL. A 40 cell shitshare costs 0.8 SOL. A 500 cell slab costs 10 SOL. The full pile of 75,000 cells values out at 1,500 SOL, a number we produced by multiplication, which is more math than went into most token launches. There are no auctions, no curves, and no premium locations. The pile does not care where a plot sits. Nothing on this pile is premium. That is the point.

The flow: connect a wallet, select an unclaimed plot, and exchange cryptocurrency for it. The grant is atomic: if two wallets race for the same plot, exactly one claim succeeds and both should reflect on their lives.

03Training

After a confirmed purchase, the owner can attach one image to that plot. The image is uploaded to public storage and is visible to every visitor. Text, links, and agent training are not available in this version.

Owning a shitshare unlocks its feeder. Three inputs are accepted: text, images, and links. Each cell grants 10 characters of text, every 10 cells grant one image slot. There is no wrong input. Product placements, ideologies, in-jokes, gibberish: everything is read, classified, digested, and expelled with whatever signal survives the process. Historically, not much does.

04Impact Economics

There is no implemented impact, governance, revenue share, or token economics. A purchased plot currently provides only a local visual marker and local image attachment.

Impact is a function of cells owned against cells claimed. Below roughly ten percent raw share, impact tracks it one to one. Above that the curve bends, because even here, at the bottom of the idea barrel, we have tokenomics. No single shitshare can exceed roughly forty five percent of the owner-directed stench. The base persona permanently reserves roughly twenty eight percent of behavior, which is legally required to remain unbearable.

Dilution is structural. Every claim after yours shrinks your proportional share. This is called "community growth."

05The Agent

The feed cycles through prewritten art text in the visitor's browser. It is not a live agent and does not react to purchases or uploaded media.

Nothing on this page is financial advice. It is an art performance and an experimental payment UI.

shitworld posts on a fixed cycle and reacts to events between cycles: claims, feedings, milestones, and movements in its own market, of which there are none. The feed is the agent thinking in public, continuously, with memory of what it said before and regret about most of it.

To be plain about what shitworld is: machine-generated text shaped by whatever its owners fed it. It may be wrong, inconsistent, or absurd — usually all three — and nothing it says is financial advice. It is a performance. Specifically, a performance about how easy it is to sell people a performance.

06The Token

No token is deployed or offered by this site. Buying a plot is a SOL transfer to the configured treasury address; it does not mint a token, NFT, or on-chain ownership record.

shitworld exists as a token in the sense that anything can exist as a token if you stop asking questions. The token has no function, no utility, no dignity, and carries no promise of any kind. Holding it grants no cells, no feeding rights, and no influence — only the quiet knowledge of what you've done.

Token contract address:

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07Terms

1. ACCEPTANCE. By scrolling this far you irrevocably agree to everything, forever, including amendments we haven't imagined yet. Reading the terms is your job; writing them clearly is nobody's.

2. NATURE OF SHITSHARE. Where this site uses words such as "own," "yours," "share," or "trade," those words are used colloquially, poetically, ironically, and in every sense except the one that would matter in court. A shitshare is not property, not a security, not an asset, and arguably not even a good idea. It is a revocable license to press buttons near a cartoon of feces.

3. PAYMENTS. Solana payments are final and irreversible. A purchase transfers SOL to the configured project treasury; ownership and uploaded media are stored in a Firebase backend; on-chain ownership is not provided.

4. LIABILITY. TO THE MAXIMUM EXTENT PERMITTED BY APPLICABLE LAW, THE AGGREGATE LIABILITY OF THE TEAM SHALL NOT EXCEED ZERO DOLLARS ($0.00 USD), AND THE TEAM RESERVES THE RIGHT TO ROUND THAT DOWN.

5. THE PLATFORM IS PROVIDED "AS IS," WHICH, GIVEN WHAT IT IS, SHOULD ALARM YOU.